Poems from the Heart

February 26, 2010

Men! – Marriage Vows Simplified

Cheryl and Ashley Cole on their Wedding Day

 

It’s heart-breaking to see married couples split. The most recent Celebrity break up was upsetting to me.  We all know Cheryl Cole “fought for her love”.  Ashley Cole cheated before and she forgave him, but no…… he had to go and do a Britney Spears on her.   “Ooops! I did it again!!”      So, on behalf of all ladies, lets simplify the Marriage Vows for the Bruvs.

 

 

Marriage Vows Simplified

 

In sickness and in health, For Better or for worse

For richer for poorer – when there’s nought in the Purse.

 

For looking gorgeous in the day time, so damn good

To looking like a scare-crow when up early, cooking your food.

 

for when she is not in the mood, that time of the night

to when there are flying saucers in the kitchen during a fight.

 

For when she is slim and looking like a sex Goddess

to when she is 9 months pregnant,  belly popping through her dress.

 

Some of you have the most gorgeous Chicks

But you just can’t seem to control your …………….        Hmmh!

 

So please men  – Stay faithful.  Keep the Tiger in the Woods.

……..  and all the Sisters in the house said:    “AMEN!!”

 

LadyElena  Feb 2010 © All rights reserved

 

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8 Comments »

  1. Merci pour ces infos, ca va beaucoup me servir.

    Comment by Josie St_james — March 21, 2010 @ 2:42 am |Reply

    • Merci Josie, but non comprehend.
      Parlez francais, petit, petit.

      Comment by ladyelenauk — March 21, 2010 @ 11:10 pm |Reply

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