It’s heart-breaking to see married couples split. The most recent Celebrity break up was upsetting to me. We all know Cheryl Cole “fought for her love”. Ashley Cole cheated before and she forgave him, but no…… he had to go and do a Britney Spears on her. “Ooops! I did it again!!” So, on behalf of all ladies, lets simplify the Marriage Vows for the Bruvs.
Marriage Vows Simplified
In sickness and in health, For Better or for worse
For richer for poorer – when there’s nought in the Purse.
For looking gorgeous in the day time, so damn good
To looking like a scare-crow when up early, cooking your food.
for when she is not in the mood, that time of the night
to when there are flying saucers in the kitchen during a fight.
For when she is slim and looking like a sex Goddess
to when she is 9 months pregnant, belly popping through her dress.
Some of you have the most gorgeous Chicks
But you just can’t seem to control your ……………. Hmmh!
So please men – Stay faithful. Keep the Tiger in the Woods.
…….. and all the Sisters in the house said: “AMEN!!”
LadyElena Feb 2010 © All rights reserved