Men: I feel your Pain (Limerick)

Men ~ I feel your Pain!

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You work so hard Monday to Friday – I feel your pain

and with all the stress, you still manage to keep sane.

Loved ones help you spend the money

After all, they are your family

You know what they say: “no pain, no gain”

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LadyElena  January 2012 © All rights reserved

Very Tall, Dark and Handsome

Very Tall, Dark and Handsome

I met a tall dark and handsome man this weekend

He was so tall, I thought his legs would never end.

He was in a shopping centre on his bike

I think he said his name was Mike.

So I  took him (above) a nice photo

and said “Merry Xmas – Ho, ho ho…”  :)

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LadyElena  December 2011 © All rights reserved

Alicia – A Twinkly Star

Poem for Alicia

When you feel like crying – think of a good memory

When your body is tired  – say to yourself “I am strong.”

When you feel low – see your picture of victory

Never beat yourself up saying “I was wrong.”

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Life is a Journey, may you attract only positive.

You are a star and will shine.

Never, ever dwell on the negative.

I pray life treats you soooo  fine. 

 

◦•¸♥  Take Care of  D  ♥¸•◦

LadyElena  November 2011 © All rights reserved

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Useful Website for you to Visit:  http://inspirationalforwomen.com/

Poem – Messing with me

Don’t Mess with me!

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 Are you messing with me?

I might be only three.

But I have a positive attitude

So take a step back Big Dude…

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LadyElena  November  2011 © All rights reserved

Pornography Sites

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Violent Porn Sites  should be banned for Women’s Safety

Violent Porn Sites should be banned in UK

Lots of innocent women are being attacked everyday.

We have seen the effect in Joanna Yeates Murder

Vincent Tabak visited such sites – He was her attacker.

 

(sentenced to Life imprisonment today) Full Story

•*¨*•✩✬ RIP  Joanna

Big Bums

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Limerick – Big Bums

A big Bum was on my Sofa

Winking at me, he said “nice to meet yah”

I said politely“would you mind

Just moving your behind?

But don’t leave, I might need a Cuddle later.”

 

LadyElena  July  2011 © All rights reserved

Bill Gates – One in a Trillion

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One in a Trillion

I have never known a couple so generous

Bill Gates and his wife Melinda, known by many of us

and they do it with no hidden Agenda,

though sometimes they get bad press in the media.

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The amounts he donates are astounding;

Recently donating $10 Billion for kids to have a Vaccine.

If all the world, all religions could strive to make lives better

There’d be peace and happiness, people will live much longer.

 

Three words to Bill Gates and other Generous people –

◦•¸♥  God Bless You.  ♥¸•◦

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LadyElena  June 2011 © All rights reserved

 

Full Story – Vaccine Program

Poem – Dangerous Hair Styles

 

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Dangerous Hair Styles

I like Nathan Van Someren’s hair cut

But at the game, The Umpire said “I think not!”

He said the spikey mohawk was dangerous

The footballer thought he couldn’t be serious.

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I woudn’t bother cutting my hair for a game

and hope Nathan won’t cos it’s brought him more fame.

We play football with our feet not our hair

To the umpire, I’d like to make that very clear. 

 

LadyElena  May 2011 © All rights reserved

Poem – No longer Hidden

Poem – No longer hidden

 

The Sun cannot be Hidden.

The moon cannot be Hidden.

The Truth cannot be Hidden.

Osama Bin Laden can no longer be hidden.

 

(Well done, Obama – Yes, You Did!)

 

LadyElena  May 2011 © All rights reserved

England Captain – John Terry’s got his Mojo back

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Limerick – John Terry’s got his Mojo back

John Terry’s back as England’s  Captain                      

Fabio Capello announced as the team went out to train.

So, John get on with the Business

England fans expect nothing less

keep the Balls with you – History can’t repeat itself again…

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LadyElena  March 2011 © All rights reserved